Nate is Drunk, Tom cover your ears

Ok, so Nate has quickly become one of my closest friends. He loves me, and I am proud to say, I love him. Homo social. I also have another close friend who goes by the name of Gay Tom. GT, also lives with us in scenic 1906. Nate truly believes that GT is gay, and belligerently lets him know on a daily basis. I have known GT for 4 years, and although he has participated in some behaviors that could be considered as such, he always ends up in bed with something of the opposite sex. Therefore, here and now, I, Frank Hamilton McNutt IV, am stating that I do not believe that Gay Tom is actually gay. Now, I am not saying Nate hates gay people. I think he is frustrated with the fact that GT won't come out of the imaginary closet Nate has created for him.

I am worried that Nate has become a little too abusive of GT, especially when he drinks. As Stella Artoise is known as the wife beater in the UK, High Life is Nate's GT beating juice. Last Friday Nate called GT a fag probably over 100 times in the three hours I was hanging out playing caps. For those of you who have seen The Big Lebowski, picture a much skinnier middle eastern looking Walter telling a more pudgy blonde Donnie to shut the fuck up.

I would like to use this venue to ask Nathan to please, please, be nicer to GT. It causes some discomfort among our guests. I am sure we all know you are only kidding. Yet, your kidding can be quite harsh. Lets just all love each other in homo social ways, without yelling and carrying on how gay we all are.