Drinking Game of The Week: Edward Fortyhands

This is the first in a weekly series titled, (subtle now, wait for it...), "Drinking Game of The Week".

What could this series be about, you ask? Well, you dumb fuck, each week this Blog will feature a new drinking game we've either done, look forward to doing, or would never do because it would result in agonizing pain, temporary paralysis, loss of one of Nate's 3 testes, or death. This week's is one I look forward to doing.

Edward Fortyhands is simple. All you do is tape a full 40 to each of your hands. The 40s cannot be removed until both have been drunk. Elegant in its conception, efficient in its results, and potentially hilarious.

I think Ham will be the funniest with two 40s strapped to his hands. Or Nathan. Ham or Nathan. Tom will probly just try to insert one or more forties in the anus/es of another party goer/s. Obvious, Tom. We all saw that coming. I will probably act out some kind of inane dialogue between the two 40s strapped to my hands. Most likely, one will be my asian dry cleaning lady and the other will be some character inspired by Anchorman. How old is that movie now, anyway? Get over it, Alec.