Short of anointing oneself a nickname like J-Rock or B-Smoove, creating a blog is the most pathetically arrogant thing an individual could do. Fortunately, the manly residents of 1906 6th St. NW happen to be chalk full of arrogance and posses an inherent penchant for self deprecation. The combination of these combative qualities makes establishing a blog natural progression for the household’s collective comedic ambitions.
Alas, said deprecation is not reserved solely for ourselves, but for those in our immediate social circle or any poor soul to cross our paths. If you are indeed a friend of 1906 rest assured that your name will not be blasphemed on this page, but nevertheless you may want cease your weekly goat-fucking trysts.
This webspace shall serve as a Bastian of expressive freedom, including heroic tales of sexual conquest, coupled with debasing stories of intimate failure. The scribe’s of this tragic narrative will consider no subject taboo and visitors will realize as much when learning about how Watersports has surpassed Rugby as the house’s favorite pastime.
Professed arrogance aside, this blog won’t be solely reserved for commentary on our sad little lives. We will include scathing critiques of pop culture icons, creative exploits into the musical realm and ringing endorsements for qualified political candidates.
To evoke the great (or gay depending on your opinion) John Hughes via the Breakfast Club: we (in this house) are scholars, educators, economists, analysts, athletes, thespians, songwriters, comedians, debaters, culinary experts, gamers, regulators and occasional muff-divers. Our knowledge is vast and we seek to share it with the omnipresent internet community.
Additionally, we encourage guest contributions to our page. Please feel free to submit a worthy composition.
Enjoy,
Alec, Hamilton, Nate, Tom
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You make fun of John Hughes but I will have you know his hometown is none other than the Greatest City in the Greatest State in the Union-Lansing, Michigan. Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me. We have him, Timothy Busfield, and Steven Seagal. Thanks for playing.
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